The Story of Na & Calvin

There once was a time where tales were told,
of a Maiden Fair who lived in times not so old,
in the Middle Kingdom.

Whilest across the plains, the hills, the seas,
In the land of the Ancient Angles,
Stood a Knight, not of steel and fire, muscle and brawn,
But of dreams and desires, imaginings and ideas.

And as so often across the fates,
Without full reason and purpose and intention,
The Knight chanced upon the account of the Maiden Fair.

In an age not of iron, steam and magick,
But of quarks, photons and electrons,
The lore came not from wandering wizen story-tellers,
Who so often sold their wares for a night's rest and a pitcher's ale,
But from dreamlike moving frames on the Tube of You,
Much like enchanted gilded watery mirrors of yore.

And so it was,
That plains were traversed,
That hills were soared,
That seas were crossed.
Before it was that the Maiden Fair and the Knight of Thoughts
Came face to face, and Heart to Heart,
To embark on a voyage of a thousand stars and a million dreams.

And you, my friend, is invited to join the couple on this their journey of discovery...

像所有童话的开始一样，
在很久很久以前。。。
有一个骑士，他翻过了大山，穿过了沙漠，越过了海洋...
历经千辛万苦坐飞机来到了地球的另一面寻找他的真爱。
骑士有着狭义的心肠，
每当身旁有美女遇到困境，他总是如唐吉可德般挺身而出，
安抚她们受伤的心灵。

为了找到他命中注定的女孩他开始整日流连在女人堆里。
轻搂她们的蛮腰，轻抚她们的额头，轻吻她们的双唇。
（旁白：什么？你说我是大色狼。噢，NO！请不要误会，我只是在寻找我的真爱）
在和一个又一个不同的女孩相处后，
我们亲爱的骑士终于绝望的发现那些都不是他的真爱。
后来，骑士在一个月圆夜黑的夜晚，
站在山顶上对着峡谷大喊:我的真爱...你在哪里啊？？？
声音回响在整个空荡的山谷...

山谷里住着一个叫英特网的老媒婆，
为了不让骑士每次月圆就跑去山谷大喊影响她的美容睡眠，
老媒婆给了骑士一个指点。
他的真爱就在地球的另一边一个叫中国厦门的地方。
于是骑士又不远万里的来到这个陌生的国度。
开始了他披星戴月追求真爱的旅程...